The Mind of Maryanne

Like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine.
me ‘n’ ma best grlz.

(please note: erica looks twelve years old.  and like she has a chin-length bob.  ????????)

me ‘n’ ma best grlz.

(please note: erica looks twelve years old.  and like she has a chin-length bob.  ????????)

GPOYW

IT CAME IN THE MAIL!  This is the text book I’m in.  Now, thanks to me, future college students will be required to read an essay that defines and defends the hipster subculture.  I feel as though I’ve pulled off the ultimate hipster prank.

Also, it’s so hilarious.  Inside, next to the essay are things that say, “Pause: Can you tell who Puiia is describing?” and “Pause: How does Puiia move the reader from one paragraph to the next?” and stuff like that.  hehehahahaha.  And, there are a series of questions after it, too.  Like, kids are gonna have to summarize some goofy essay I wrote…as an assignment.  IT’S SO FUNNY; I’M DEAD.

IT CAME IN THE MAIL!  This is the text book I’m in.  Now, thanks to me, future college students will be required to read an essay that defines and defends the hipster subculture.  I feel as though I’ve pulled off the ultimate hipster prank.

Also, it’s so hilarious.  Inside, next to the essay are things that say, “Pause: Can you tell who Puiia is describing?” and “Pause: How does Puiia move the reader from one paragraph to the next?” and stuff like that.  hehehahahaha.  And, there are a series of questions after it, too.  Like, kids are gonna have to summarize some goofy essay I wrote…as an assignment.  IT’S SO FUNNY; I’M DEAD.

Special thanks to all the customers at Tatte for the tips; they bought me my first ever manicure! 
The manicurist thought I was a weirdo.  Also she told me I had, “teeny tiny baby nails.” 
Manicures are manicure.

Special thanks to all the customers at Tatte for the tips; they bought me my first ever manicure! 

The manicurist thought I was a weirdo.  Also she told me I had, “teeny tiny baby nails.” 

Manicures are manicure.

Haiku for Juniper

You are sleeping in

a box with my bathing suit.

It’s very silly.

“I really miss ypu.  i am wastedh and i hwish you were tying my shoes.  I could sle2p on a sidewalk mT4tress but it wi7ll never feel as nice as sharing A room w/ u.”

-a real text message sent from my phone at 1:57 AM to Shauna.  It was immediately succeeded by one that read, “Are any of the words i just said reaol worfs?”

I’m gonna treat you kind; I’m gonna rob you blind; I smile all the time.

“Yeah, I listen to a lot of different kinds of music…acid jazz, alternatif, arts & crafts…www.persianuser.com…y’know, nothing too out of the ordinary.”

“Yeah, I listen to a lot of different kinds of music…acid jazz, alternatif, arts & crafts…www.persianuser.com…y’know, nothing too out of the ordinary.”

Junie Pea

Junie Pea