I have to be at work at 6:30 AM
But it’s okay.
But it’s okay.
GPOYW
IT CAME IN THE MAIL! This is the text book I’m in. Now, thanks to me, future college students will be required to read an essay that defines and defends the hipster subculture. I feel as though I’ve pulled off the ultimate hipster prank.
Also, it’s so hilarious. Inside, next to the essay are things that say, “Pause: Can you tell who Puiia is describing?” and “Pause: How does Puiia move the reader from one paragraph to the next?” and stuff like that. hehehahahaha. And, there are a series of questions after it, too. Like, kids are gonna have to summarize some goofy essay I wrote…as an assignment. IT’S SO FUNNY; I’M DEAD.
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—David Lynch (via weshallallbehealed)
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i wish he were wearing his perfect crown.
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“I really miss ypu. i am wastedh and i hwish you were tying my shoes. I could sle2p on a sidewalk mT4tress but it wi7ll never feel as nice as sharing A room w/ u.”
-a real text message sent from my phone at 1:57 AM to Shauna. It was immediately succeeded by one that read, “Are any of the words i just said reaol worfs?”